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No! I want to live

Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe!
Posted by K. Baker in Daily, Workout on May 23, 2016

Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Bender, you risked your life to save me! Soon enough

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. We’re rescuing ya. You’re going to do his laundry? I had more, but you go ahead. I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Soothe us with sweet lies. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Say what?

Comments (2)

  1. Thomas Mass says:

    Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

    • Thomas Mass says:

      With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Bender, you risked your life to save me! Soon enough. Good man.

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