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Five hours

Who am I making this out to?

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I'm a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point! Oh yeah, good luck with that.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Say what? You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

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